Pup the 'P'

Yes, this is gonna be the most horrifying blog u wud ever read....Yes, as I said this one wud make you shiver (even if not in fear)....

The incidents here are purely real. Resemblance of any event, dead or real to anyone is not coincidental but factual. I'd not be responsible if anyone sentiments are hurt.

It was just another horrifying day (as any day if u r in her class u'd feel horrifying) when puppy started another of her incomparable performances (no she's no dancer, i wonder how would she seem doing that..imagine puppy doing bharatnatyam....no no..she's a lecturer...she has done phd on something you'll soon figure out..

"Enveeraanment!" she exclaimed "Today we are going to dishcush on waatar pollujun," she continued, "The aaspect of waater pollujun," and all of a sudden she caught a glimpse of Y-ji, who was busy sleeping in her class. "Haaan bhaai Y. Aap claas me he naa?" Y looked up from his bench cleaning his spectacles and brushing his eyes. "Yes madam," he replied.
"Jab aap claas me ho to yaad rakho tum mere liye. Hummmm!! Main tumhare liye. Hummmm! Aur hum dono ke beech koi teesra nahi aana chahiye," she declared with a sense of pride.
Mota beta who was unable to follow what she said due to linguistic problem understood she meant something serious.
The following night Mota beta explained to haddus (who also couldn't follow her dialogue) what actually puppy meant to say. He told " She told Y ji that when you are in class, you see mine. Hummmm. I'll see yours Hummmmm and no one else should see ours." [:D]

Well this is not the only thing she did that horrified us. In one of her another usual lectues, she found T-fairy( a student) sleeping on her opened book. And do u know what she said???

"Haan bhai _____ ab tak to aap khol ke baith gayi hongi."


I know you want to know more but actually if we start describing this creature our campus magzine will fall short of pages. It will lose its balance. Speaking of balance I remember once she was explaining how balance is maintained in nature. Can you imagine how the 'balance in nature' is maintained??
If you are thinking of some crap definitions like it is the balance in atmosphere or something or if u r thinking that it is the balance between O2 and CO2 let me tell you are talking all bullshit.
These are all book-worms definitions something u cram and vomit in exams but the definition vomited by her was something no one would have ever tried to cram.
Guessing???
She declared it in the technical form as she always does, (after all she has done phd). She said, "The balance should be maintained in a balanced manner."

I knew you'd be horrified after this. After all you would have never learnt this definition in some ordinary engineering college.

Well enough of this for now, I know you are stamping on ur feet but cant help. Creatues are like this were once believed to be cryptids (for those who don;t know, cryptids are creatures whose existence remain a question like vampires, mermaids etc.) but recently we discovered one and so we hope the horror continues......