Monday, January 26, 2009

THE FLINSTONES WEDDING

Warning- The following content is total mindless chep. So, readers are kindly requested to put their brains back at home and then read this thing.

Preface- Cartoon Network generously asked me to write this thing so that people would come to know as to how actually did Fred Flinstones got married with Welma Flinstones.
First I'll let you know some major facts.
Welma Flinstones knew to speak only in hindi and Fred knew only English.
However Welma could understand English by translating word to word in Hindi and similarly did Fred understand Hindi.
Yes, of course it was an inter-caste marriage.

Story-
Welma saw Dino, (the ugly red dinasoures) sitting and moarning outside her house.
She went up to him. "Haan Bhai Dino. Tumko bhukh lagi hai kya?"
Dino nodded his head to say no. But Welma couldn't understand it and took it as a yes.
She scanned every inch of her house only to find no eatable.
"Aaj to maine jhadu bhi maar li, isliye mere pas kachra bhi nahi hai. Par main aaj gantantra divas par shapath leti hun ki jab tak main use khana nahi de deti, main koi serial nahi dekhungi."
Wiping her tears, she switched off her telivision set that was showing 'Baalika Wadhu.'
(What a sacrificing lady. She brought tears in my eyes. Hats off to her)
"Yabba Dabba Doo.....!!!" She heard a voice from neighbour's.
She peeped out through the window and saw Fred moving out in his car.
'Main uske ghar se kuch le aati hun.'
Eventually she found an open window and jumped in through it.
"Aaha. ek Mc. Donald's ka burger pada hai, wo bhi sauce ke saath."
Just then Fred entered back in his room.
"I caught you red handed," he said.
"Mujhse Shaadi Karoge?"
"Yes."
They got married and lived happily ever after.

???????
You didn't get anything?
Oops....
Well Fred said he caught her red handed.
(Red handed= laal haathon me
And do you know what 'laal haathon me' means?
It means mehendi lagayi hui for a traditional Bhartiya naari.
So, she asked him to marry her and he did.)

What a cute love story! Isn't it?

Epilogue- I told Sulls the other day that I wish to write something that will make readers prick off their hair. I guess I did make an attempt in the right direction.
Beware An-dee and Kay Pee...your toughest competitor ever has just made his debut as a cheppist.

1 comment:

Arvind said...

abe kyaaaaaaaaaaa chep he ye.....superpower ka itna ganda use.....

internet ke bojh...!!!!