Tuesday, January 13, 2009

YO POLY !!!

RJV!!! What an admirable guy! He came up with this new instrument made of polymers, in his winter project. What's so special? Well, when this instrument is activated before a person, the person will confess the fact he hates the most.
I really adore my roomie. Hope, I would have had a little more wits like he does.
OH! Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself.......
Hello! I am Abhishek Saxena. You can call me Vincent! [8)]
What comes following is what RJV is going to describe in his own words. Those are his own investigations [:)]
U inspire intelligence in me my friend!!!

SCENE 1) Vikas was standing with his back turned towards me and talking to someone. Now, he started holding his ears. Why? No, it couldn't have been Sonakshi, coz if it would have been her I'd have been able to see her face (as she's more taller than Vikas). Then? Oh, the person was moving away.
Gosh! It was AKS!!!
I reached up to Vikas and spoke out the instrument activation code :-

So, what is it
that you love to hate?
"AKS's the shark,
and I'm his bait."

I should have realized that before! Ah! I wasted up a turn. Who'd be my next victim!!

SCENE 2) Vikas hates AKS the most. I was curious enough to know the fact, that AKS hated
the most. As it is he's always frustrated. Perhaps, there is something deep down his heart he isn't able to confess. (Knock Knock) "Come In, Kya laga raha hai aapne. Kabhi bhi aa jaate hain!"
Instead of replying I spoke out my code:-

So, what is it
that you love to hate?

"I'm like my smile.
We both aren't straight."

Ahemm!!! I quickly slipped off his room. I guess Shweta, you were right after all! And I guess you got your answer though. Oh! Time for Organic Class.
I went upstairs. I was late already. Pappi was displaying some page of Fuckel, sorry Huckel Rule of Aromaticity.

SCENE 3) Hmmmm!!!! I need to know what this lady hates the most.

So, what is it
that you love to hate?

"My figure's aspect. Hmmm!
I wanna lose my weight."

OMG! She's still concerned about her fi...Oh The very moment she got snapped out of the code's hypnotism. "The probability of getting into it..Hmmm," she continued with her explanation. I had got my answer as well..... :D

SCENE 4) It was 1. I had my lunch and was returning from Mess. Arvind had bought these cool binoculars for his RAVE ROADIES event. It really gave a close view of distant objects. Hey what's that I'm seeing? A bald head! Sulls in Boys Hostel? NA!!!! The bald head seems fairer.
Then is it Kapes or Mohit???
I lowered the binoculars with a jerk and the viewpoint got focussed on the mouth.
:O
Its moving continouosly!!! Non-stop!!!!!!!!
It couldn't be Mohit. It is none other but Kapes. Ah! I could check out what he hates the most!

So, what is it
that you love to hate?
"I'm turning Sulls,
And this is my fate!"

Err! mmmm....yup you have this subject, this chep and now a hair style common as well...
SHHHHH!!
I must keep this secret so that my former roomie doesn't turn out on me....SHHHHH!!!!

SCENE 5) "I'd been searching for you all over," I said when Kapes came to his senses. "I was with "&D " (Andy) discussing on this RAVE online event. "
{P.S.- &D was written as a tribute to Andy's chep. A chep from my side. lolzzz }
"So, what's in mess?" After telling him the details I made my way to his room as he went to the mess.
Aamir was still sleeping and seemed out cold analogous to Tom in those cartoons.
I wake him up and said out the code-

So, what is it
that you love to hate?
"Go away. Its just one.
I slept again late."

Poor Chap!!! chchch...I thought!


Oh! Hey hey wait!!!! OH I published this post???
Oh shit! Damn' Vincy, if only you wouldn't have used another of my discovery- "the truth writing" instrument on me, I'd have not written this stuff. I just can't remember how to delete this post. Did you also use that "specific memory erasing" instrument on me?
You're done Vincy!!! You're done!!!!!!

1 comment:

KP said...

##!?%@..
This is all I can say. You are a true talent. Dunno why you do not want to write more often or some longer version.